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Andria
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Hi, was just browsing on the internet, coz there's nothing exciting on tv to watch and came across some jokes about teeth.
I have picked out some of the better ones and cleanest ones to share:
"I came to make an appointment with the dentist" - said the man to the receptionist.
"I'm sorry sir" - she replied - "he's out right now."
"Thank you" -interrupted the obviously nervous prospective patient - "when will he be out again?"
Why are false teeth like stars?
Because they come out at night
What do you call an old dentist?
A bit long in the tooth
What did the vampire call his false teeth?
A new fangled device
A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realised that he had forgotten his false teeth. Turning to the man next to him he said "I forgot my teeth".
The man said "no problem" with that he reached into his pocket and pulled out a pair of false teeth "try these" he said.
The speaker tried them "too loose".
The man said "I have another pair try these"
The speaker tried them "too tight".
The man was not taken back at all. He then said "i have one more pair of false teeth try them".
The speaker said "They fit perfectly" with that he ate his meal and gave his address.
After the dinner was over, the speaker went over to thank the man who had helped him.
"I want to thank you for coming to my aid. Where is your office? I've been looking for a good dentist".
The man replied, "I'm not a dentist I'm the local Undertaker".
A lady goes to the dentist. In the chair the dentist notices a little brown spot on one of her teeth. "Aha, I'll have to drill this one out" says the dentist.
"Oh no I'd rather have a child!!!" cries the lady. "In that case let me adjust the chair first" replies the dentist.
Hope i havn't offended anyone, feel free to add your own jokes.
Take care
x
I have picked out some of the better ones and cleanest ones to share:
"I came to make an appointment with the dentist" - said the man to the receptionist.
"I'm sorry sir" - she replied - "he's out right now."
"Thank you" -interrupted the obviously nervous prospective patient - "when will he be out again?"
Why are false teeth like stars?
Because they come out at night
What do you call an old dentist?
A bit long in the tooth
What did the vampire call his false teeth?
A new fangled device
A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realised that he had forgotten his false teeth. Turning to the man next to him he said "I forgot my teeth".
The man said "no problem" with that he reached into his pocket and pulled out a pair of false teeth "try these" he said.
The speaker tried them "too loose".
The man said "I have another pair try these"
The speaker tried them "too tight".
The man was not taken back at all. He then said "i have one more pair of false teeth try them".
The speaker said "They fit perfectly" with that he ate his meal and gave his address.
After the dinner was over, the speaker went over to thank the man who had helped him.
"I want to thank you for coming to my aid. Where is your office? I've been looking for a good dentist".
The man replied, "I'm not a dentist I'm the local Undertaker".
A lady goes to the dentist. In the chair the dentist notices a little brown spot on one of her teeth. "Aha, I'll have to drill this one out" says the dentist.
"Oh no I'd rather have a child!!!" cries the lady. "In that case let me adjust the chair first" replies the dentist.
Hope i havn't offended anyone, feel free to add your own jokes.
Take care
x